Bill O’Reilly takes aim at Jennifer Aniston

Posted: August 15, 2010 in Current Events, News
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Because he is such a “Culture Warrior” and concerned about America’s society, the No Spin Man himself took aim at Jennifer Aniston for these comments:

“Women are realizing it more and more, knowing that they don’t have to settle with a man just to have that child,” the actress told reporters. “Love is love and family is what is around you and who is in your immediate sphere.”

But let’s be honest, Bill O’Reilly really has nothing else to talk about; except when it comes to taking aim at someone’s character.  Which, we all know, Bill’s own character is seriously flawed.  By opening that perpetual blackhole of his, there are probably many more Americans Bill O’Reilly can add to his “No fans of mine list.”

“Of course, the ideal scenario for parenting is obviously two parents of a mature age. Parenting is one of the hardest jobs on earth,” Aniston tells PEOPLE exclusively. “And, of course, many women dream of finding Prince Charming (with fatherly instincts), but for those who’ve not yet found their Bill O’Reilly, I’m just glad science has provided a few other options.”

“When it comes to accusations, we don’t know who’s telling the truth, so I’m not going to get on the Bill O’Reilly bandwagon. But one of his producers is suing him for unwanted phone sex with her while he was using a vibrator on himself. To me, that doesn’t sound like Bill O’Reilly, because usually he’s pulling stuff out of his ass.” –Bill Maher

As a final note, Bill, leave Jennifer Aniston alone!  I don’t care if she’s running down the street naked – leave her alone!

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